Dad you're like a walking Google

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm. Thanks a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of the toolbox' and the 'master of the lawnmower'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for giving me a reason to appreciate my mom's sense of humor. Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

I'm so lucky to have you as my dad... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest person I know... except when you try to dance. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Grill Master Extraordinaire' and the 'Chief Taster' of our backyard barbecues! Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my personal 'dadspiration'... for all the embarrassing moments I'll tell my future kids about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason my jokes are so awesome... I got it from my dad! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for being my personal ATM... 'Always There for Money'! Happy Father’s Day!