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Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

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I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at solving problems. You created most of them! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'chief griller' and the 'master flipper' of our family cookouts! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my hobbies... even though you have no clue what I'm talking about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a master of grill and a master of chill! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to fix things around the house... by calling the mechanic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I can never take a serious family photo. Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

I'm so lucky to have you as my dad... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Even though you never bought me that pony, I still love you, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'go-to guy' for all my IT problems... well, until I ask Mom for help. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me the art of 'dad dancing'... it's a skill I'll never forget. Happy Father’s Day!