Dad thanks for always having the perfect dad joke

Dad, thanks for always having the perfect dad joke ready to make us groan... and secretly laugh. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm. Thanks a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason my jokes are so awesome... I got it from my dad! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'go-to guy' for all my IT problems... well, until I ask Mom for help. Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always having the perfect dad joke ready to make us groan... and secretly laugh. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you. Happy Father’s Day!

I have a great dad. He taught me how to play catch... with a wallet. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest person I know... except when you try to dance. Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Grill Master Extraordinaire' and the 'Chief Taster' of our backyard barbecues! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of the toolbox' and the 'master of the lawnmower'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!