Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'king of the toolbox' and the 'master of the lawnmower'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at solving problems. You created most of them! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I can never take a serious family photo. Happy Father’s Day!

I'm so lucky to have you as my dad... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never giving up on me... even when I gave you plenty of reasons to! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my personal 'dadspiration'... for all the embarrassing moments I'll tell my future kids about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for giving me a reason to appreciate my mom's sense of humor. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'captain of dadhood.' You navigate the treacherous waters of fatherhood with humor and love. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm. Thanks a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

I have a great dad. He taught me how to play catch... with a wallet. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a master of grill and a master of chill! Happy Father’s Day!