Dad you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

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I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Even though you never bought me that pony, I still love you, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'official dad taxi' of our family. I'm forever grateful for your chauffeur services. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'captain of dadhood.' You navigate the treacherous waters of fatherhood with humor and love. Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'go-to guy' for all my IT problems... well, until I ask Mom for help. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never giving up on me... even when I gave you plenty of reasons to! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'chief griller' and the 'master flipper' of our family cookouts! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at solving problems. You created most of them! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to fix things around the house... by calling the mechanic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always embarrassing me in front of my friends. It builds character. Happy Father’s Day!