Dad thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger

Dad, thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my personal 'dadspiration'... for all the embarrassing moments I'll tell my future kids about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for being my personal ATM... 'Always There for Money'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always having the perfect dad joke ready to make us groan... and secretly laugh. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest person I know... except when you try to dance. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'official dad taxi' of our family. I'm forever grateful for your chauffeur services. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a master of grill and a master of chill! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me the art of 'dad dancing'... it's a skill I'll never forget. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I can never take a serious family photo. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of nap time. I've never seen someone so dedicated to their craft. Happy Father’s Day!