Dad you're my go-to person when I need to hide something

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for giving me a reason to appreciate my mom's sense of humor. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

I have a great dad. He taught me how to play catch... with a wallet. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for being my personal ATM... 'Always There for Money'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of the toolbox' and the 'master of the lawnmower'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'chief griller' and the 'master flipper' of our family cookouts! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me the art of 'dad dancing'... it's a skill I'll never forget. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason my jokes are so awesome... I got it from my dad! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a classic. Just like Dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest person I know... except when you try to dance. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Grill Master Extraordinaire' and the 'Chief Taster' of our backyard barbecues! Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!