Dad you're the 'king of dad reflexes'

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'dadcation' expert. You can turn any family trip into an adventure filled with dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

I have a great dad. He taught me how to play catch... with a wallet. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always embarrassing me in front of my friends. It builds character. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a master of grill and a master of chill! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'official dad taxi' of our family. I'm forever grateful for your chauffeur services. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I can never take a serious family photo. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm. Thanks a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to fix things around the house... by calling the mechanic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'go-to guy' for all my IT problems... well, until I ask Mom for help. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. Happy Father’s Day!

I'm so lucky to have you as my dad... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!