Dad you're the master of dad jokes

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my hobbies... even though you have no clue what I'm talking about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a master of grill and a master of chill! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm. Thanks a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!

Even though you never bought me that pony, I still love you, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason my jokes are so awesome... I got it from my dad! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'official dad taxi' of our family. I'm forever grateful for your chauffeur services. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never giving up on me... even when I gave you plenty of reasons to! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my personal 'dadspiration'... for all the embarrassing moments I'll tell my future kids about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for being my personal ATM... 'Always There for Money'! Happy Father’s Day!