Dad you're the reason I have trust issues

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at solving problems. You created most of them! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dadcation' expert. You can turn any family trip into an adventure filled with dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for being my personal ATM... 'Always There for Money'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'chief griller' and the 'master flipper' of our family cookouts! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to fix things around the house... by calling the mechanic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'go-to guy' for all my IT problems... well, until I ask Mom for help. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for giving me a reason to appreciate my mom's sense of humor. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest person I know... except when you try to dance. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!