Dad you're like a human alarm clock

Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for the good looks. I guess you owe Mom a thank-you card for that. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to tie my shoelaces... even though I still prefer Velcro. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for teaching me that life is too short to take everything seriously... especially dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible fashion sense. I don't know where I'd be without all those Hawaiian shirts. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'dadventurer' of our family. You always find the most interesting shortcuts and detours. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the reason I have such a strong work ethic... I saw how hard you tried to avoid it. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're my hero. Well, you and my smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!

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I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!

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Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'mane' attraction of our family Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the king of the 'dad zone.' It's a place where puns thrive and embarrassment knows no limits. Happy Father’s Day!

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