I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re my favorite parent. But if you tell Mom, I’ll deny I ever said it and you know who she’ll believe. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always finding creative ways to embarrass me in public... I'm convinced it's your superpower. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!