Dad thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk

Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always reminding me that I'm your 'mini-me'... even though I'm taller than you now. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the ultimate 'dadzilla' when it comes to embarrassing dance moves. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for giving me your sense of humor. I'll probably never use it, but thanks anyway. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you’re my favorite parent. But if you tell Mom, I’ll deny I ever said it and you know who she’ll believe. Happy Father’s Day!

I thought every day was Father's Day because you always act like a king, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my superhero. Well, at least until I turned 10 and realized Batman was cooler. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that patience is a virtue... especially when you're stuck in traffic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!