Dad, thanks for giving me your sense of humor. I'll probably never use it, but thanks anyway. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me how to tie my shoelaces... even though I still prefer Velcro. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'mane' attraction of our family Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my superhero. Well, at least until I turned 10 and realized Batman was cooler. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that life is too short to take everything seriously... especially dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!