Dad you're the reason I never had a chance

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for teaching me the art of 'dad dancing'... it's a skill I'll never forget. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of the TV remote' and the 'commander of the couch'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to fix things around the house... by calling the mechanic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at solving problems. You created most of them! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have trust issues... especially when you say, 'I'll be right back.' Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of the toolbox' and the 'master of the lawnmower'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a classic. Just like Dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'go-to guy' for all my IT problems... well, until I ask Mom for help. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'captain of dadhood.' You navigate the treacherous waters of fatherhood with humor and love. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never giving up on me... even when I gave you plenty of reasons to! Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my personal 'dadspiration'... for all the embarrassing moments I'll tell my future kids about. Happy Father’s Day!