Dad you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at sarcasm. Thanks a lot. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for never giving up on me... even when I gave you plenty of reasons to! Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for giving me a reason to appreciate my mom's sense of humor. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being a great listener... when you're not snoring, that is. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always having the perfect dad joke ready to make us groan... and secretly laugh. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

Even though you never bought me that pony, I still love you, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'chief griller' and the 'master flipper' of our family cookouts! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'official dad taxi' of our family. I'm forever grateful for your chauffeur services. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

I'm so lucky to have you as my dad... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!