Dad you're my favorite comedian

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're the 'dad whisperer.' You have a special talent for making embarrassing comments in a low voice. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my personal 'dadspiration'... for all the embarrassing moments I'll tell my future kids about. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

I have a great dad. He taught me how to play catch... with a wallet. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at solving problems. You created most of them! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Even though you never bought me that pony, I still love you, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always having the perfect dad joke ready to make us groan... and secretly laugh. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason my jokes are so awesome... I got it from my dad! Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

I'm so lucky to have you as my dad... I'm sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know you've always got my back... but can you stop making embarrassing comments in public? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a master of grill and a master of chill! Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society...with only minor exceptions! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!