Dad you're my favorite comedian

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, thanks for teaching me that an empty toolbox is the best sign of a job well done. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my go-to person when I need to hide something from Mom! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'captain of dadhood.' You navigate the treacherous waters of fatherhood with humor and love. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that a balanced diet is a burger in each hand. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I'm so good at fixing things... with duct tape. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always having the perfect dad joke ready to make us groan... and secretly laugh. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for never losing your temper... even when I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a walking Google. Except you can't find your keys. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'Mr. Fix It' of our family. Well, except for that leaky faucet that's been dripping for months. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason my jokes are so awesome... I got it from my dad! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite comedian. Well, you and Netflix. Happy Father’s Day!

I have a great dad. He taught me how to play catch... with a wallet. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the master of dad jokes. Please keep it that way. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of dad reflexes.' You can catch a falling object with lightning speed... as long as it's not a sports ball. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I never had a chance at being the favorite child. Happy Father’s Day! Happy Father’s Day!

I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible dance moves... it's a skill I'll cherish forever. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you. Happy Father’s Day!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. Happy Father’s Day!