Dad, you're a true superhero. You can fix anything... with a roll of duct tape and a little bit of hope. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'mane' attraction of our family Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that patience is a virtue... especially when you're stuck in traffic. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that 'DIY' stands for 'Destroy It Yourself.' Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!