Dad you're not just my father you're my partner in crime

Dad, you're not just my father, you're my partner in crime... especially when Mom is not looking! Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're a true superhero. You can fix anything... with a roll of duct tape and a little bit of hope. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that 'DIY' stands for 'Destroy It Yourself.' Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!

I thought every day was Father's Day because you always act like a king, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for the great genes and the even greater jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always being the anchor in our family... and by 'anchor,' I mean the one who drops dad jokes to keep us grounded. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for always reminding me that I'm your 'mini-me'... even though I'm taller than you now. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good nap... even during family gatherings. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!

I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for teaching me that patience is a virtue... especially when you're stuck in traffic. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!