Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good nap... even during family gatherings. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my hobbies... even though I can see the confusion in your eyes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of the 'dad zone.' It's a place where puns thrive and embarrassment knows no limits. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're not just my father, you're my partner in crime... especially when Mom is not looking! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!