Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're not just my father, you're my partner in crime... especially when Mom is not looking! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for the good looks. I guess you owe Mom a thank-you card for that. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a strong work ethic... I saw how hard you tried to avoid it. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good nap... even during family gatherings. Happy Father’s Day!