Dad, you're a true superhero. You can fix anything... with a roll of duct tape and a little bit of hope. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of the 'dad zone.' It's a place where puns thrive and embarrassment knows no limits. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always letting me win at board games... until I was old enough to realize you were letting me win. Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my hobbies... even though I can see the confusion in your eyes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that 'DIY' stands for 'Destroy It Yourself.' Happy Father’s Day!