Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that 'DIY' stands for 'Destroy It Yourself.' Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me how to tie my shoelaces... even though I still prefer Velcro. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good nap... even during family gatherings. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my superhero. Well, at least until I turned 10 and realized Batman was cooler. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!