I thought every day was Father's Day because you always act like a king, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always finding creative ways to embarrass me in public... I'm convinced it's your superpower. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate 'dadzilla' when it comes to embarrassing dance moves. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!