I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my hero. Well, you and my smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re my favorite parent. But if you tell Mom, I’ll deny I ever said it and you know who she’ll believe. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate 'dadzilla' when it comes to embarrassing dance moves. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dadventurer' of our family. You always find the most interesting shortcuts and detours. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for the great genes and the even greater jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always being the anchor in our family... and by 'anchor,' I mean the one who drops dad jokes to keep us grounded. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for giving me your sense of humor. I'll probably never use it, but thanks anyway. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always letting me win at board games... until I was old enough to realize you were letting me win. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always reminding me that I'm your 'mini-me'... even though I'm taller than you now. Happy Father’s Day!