I'm not saying my dad is Superman

I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!

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Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for the good looks. I guess you owe Mom a thank-you card for that. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the king of the 'dad zone.' It's a place where puns thrive and embarrassment knows no limits. Happy Father’s Day!

Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the 'dadventurer' of our family. You always find the most interesting shortcuts and detours. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the king of 'dadvice.' You always have an answer, even when nobody asked the question. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for the great genes and the even greater jokes. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're a true superhero. You can fix anything... with a roll of duct tape and a little bit of hope. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you’re my favorite parent. But if you tell Mom, I’ll deny I ever said it and you know who she’ll believe. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're not just my father, you're my partner in crime... especially when Mom is not looking! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible fashion sense. I don't know where I'd be without all those Hawaiian shirts. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!

Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!