Dad, you're the reason I have such a strong work ethic... I saw how hard you tried to avoid it. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate 'dadzilla' when it comes to embarrassing dance moves. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're a true superhero. You can fix anything... with a roll of duct tape and a little bit of hope. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my hero. Well, you and my smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!