Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for the good looks. I guess you owe Mom a thank-you card for that. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the original 'dad influencer.' I can't make a decision without consulting you first. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'mane' attraction of our family Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate 'dadzilla' when it comes to embarrassing dance moves. Happy Father’s Day!