Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my hero. Well, you and my smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to be interested in my hobbies... even though I can see the confusion in your eyes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for the great genes and the even greater jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a fine wine. You're getting older and smell a bit funky. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the ultimate handyman. You can fix anything... except my broken heart when I can't find the TV remote. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re my favorite parent. But if you tell Mom, I’ll deny I ever said it and you know who she’ll believe. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always letting me win at board games... until I was old enough to realize you were letting me win. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're not just my father, you're my partner in crime... especially when Mom is not looking! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible fashion sense. I don't know where I'd be without all those Hawaiian shirts. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always being the anchor in our family... and by 'anchor,' I mean the one who drops dad jokes to keep us grounded. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the original 'dad influencer.' I can't make a decision without consulting you first. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!