Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for passing on your incredible fashion sense. I don't know where I'd be without all those Hawaiian shirts. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always letting me win at board games... until I was old enough to realize you were letting me win. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my hero. Well, you and my smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!