Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a strong work ethic... I saw how hard you tried to avoid it. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me how to tie my shoelaces... even though I still prefer Velcro. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'king of the grill' and the 'master of the thermostat'! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of 'dadvice.' You always have an answer, even when nobody asked the question. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for giving me your sense of humor. I'll probably never use it, but thanks anyway. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for the great advice. Just kidding, I never listen to you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the original 'dad influencer.' I can't make a decision without consulting you first. Happy Father’s Day!