Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me how to tie my shoelaces... even though I still prefer Velcro. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for giving me your sense of humor. I'll probably never use it, but thanks anyway. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always letting me win at board games... until I was old enough to realize you were letting me win. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a great sense of style... I learned what not to wear from you. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always being the anchor in our family... and by 'anchor,' I mean the one who drops dad jokes to keep us grounded. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that patience is a virtue... especially when you're stuck in traffic. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!