Dad, thanks for the great genes and the even greater jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that life is too short to take everything seriously... especially dad jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of 'dadvice.' You always have an answer, even when nobody asked the question. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're like a human 'dad radar.' You can always tell when I'm up to no good. Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been my role model... for how not to dress! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good nap... even during family gatherings. Happy Father’s Day!