Dad, I know I'm your favorite child... after all, who could resist my charm and wit? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you've always been a 'fun-gi' in my life! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the funniest guy I know... besides me, of course. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of 'dadvice.' You always have an answer, even when nobody asked the question. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my hero. Well, you and my smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dad of all seasons.' You can grill in the summer, rake leaves in the fall, shovel snow in the winter, and nap all year round. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always finding creative ways to embarrass me in public... I'm convinced it's your superpower. Happy Father’s Day!