Dad, you're like a human alarm clock. Except you only work on weekends. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me how to tie my shoelaces... even though I still prefer Velcro. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad jokes. And by 'king,' I mean the 'king' from a deck of cards. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the reason I have such a strong work ethic... I saw how hard you tried to avoid it. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of dad reflexes. You always catch falling objects just in time to break them. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're my favorite superhero... after Batman, Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Superman. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the king of 'dadvice.' You always have an answer, even when nobody asked the question. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'dadventurer' of our family. You always find the most interesting shortcuts and detours. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me that 'DIY' stands for 'Destroy It Yourself.' Happy Father’s Day!