Dad, thanks for showing me how to rock a dad bod. It's a talent. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for teaching me the importance of a good sense of humor... and how to laugh at your own jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always letting me win at board games... until I was old enough to realize you were letting me win. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always finding creative ways to embarrass me in public... I'm convinced it's your superpower. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for giving me your sense of humor. I'll probably never use it, but thanks anyway. Happy Father’s Day!
I'm not saying my dad is Superman, but have you ever seen them in the same room together? Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for making me laugh so hard that milk comes out of my nose... and I haven't even been drinking milk. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you're the 'master of naptime negotiation.' You can negotiate a 5-minute nap into a full-blown afternoon siesta. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, thanks for always pretending to understand technology... even though I'm pretty sure you still don't know how to use a smartphone. Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for the genes that gave me these good looks, Dad. I'm sure you're wondering where you went wrong. Happy Father’s Day!